Will It Blend?

"That is the question."

Check out www.willitblend.com to watch Tom blend some crazy things including an iPhone,and a stun gun.

The Life of a Geek

How it's done; get up; eat breakfast; check your Twitter account; check your email from your iPhone; close out of it; yes, it's hard; eat breakfast; brush your teeth; get dressed; snag your MacBook; run downstairs; grab three bottles of water from the garage; head to the bus stop; wait for the bus; don't litter like the others; that's not like our kind; get on the bus; sit down in the first seat; doze off; enjoy the ride in silence; get off the bus; go into the school; go to your first period class; sit down and start up the MacBook while waiting for class to start; go to period two, three, four, five, six, then lunch; sprint to the lunch line grab your s4mm1ch; pay; go to your seat at the table with trustworthy friends; eat; open up that MacBook; go to Google; search up websites that students shouldn't be on; open up a blank RTF file; copy the url's; save it; check Gizmodo and Engadget for your news; take a sip of that Poland Spring; close the MacBook, go have a quick chat with your fellow geek at another table and go get some frozen yogurt; retreat back to your territory; start computing again; end the session and go to eighth period; get through the end of school; catch the bus home; get off the bus; go inside your house; drop your backpack; go to the bathroom and wash your hands; grab a snack; do your homework, throw your binder out the window and open up the all-superior MacBook Pro; open Safari; Open the bookmarks folder titled Daily Sites; use your geek powers to magically open all those sites at once; close; check email; and Twitter via Twitterific; close the interwebz; use Bridge to find some pictures that you might have some fun with; open it into Photoshop; play around for another three and a half hours until you have something good; find some other pictures that you might be able to merge into a mock ad that might be suitable to submit to MacRumors so you can become an anonymous king; along with some text; save it; put that baby to sleep; grab dinner and enjoy it; start up a geeky talk that no one is interested in and leave to return to the geek cave; finish up the computing; go in the shower and wash of the school hate that has been shot at you; go to bed; yay.

Whip around #1

I win battles not wars. You know who I am. I get big hits. They who challenge me have never gotten anywhere. The soft mad children turn weakness into strength. You must be a butterfly, but at the same time, you must be a bee.